Fat Steve's Blatherings

Sunday, February 13, 2005

My own snark on Easongate

I posted this at The American Street, coment 52.

      Oh, gee, our conspiracy has been exposed!  You know that we all take orders from the Hidden Master of News Manipulation, whipping up on-line lynch mobs to go after media figures.  And you've even figured out our sinister, unscrupulous method of attack: asking for an examination of the evidence.

      As a result, "By the outcome of this latest lynching, the totality of 1st amendement freedom, along with American trust in openness, frankness, and truth from members of the press, has been damaged."

      You got it in one!  We ask for frank discussion and a view of a videotape, so that the issue can be settled, and it doesn't happen.  That does indeed damage the "trust in openness, frankness, and truth from members of the press."  Even more unfairly, the only way the press could have been avoided our tarnish would have been to demonstrate "openness, frankness, and truth."  Whether they cover up or come clean, they damn themselves.

      So tell me, lefties, watcha gonna do?  Next time, jump right in at the beginning, and demand that no one ask to see the tape, get statements from witnesses, or doubt the word of the accused?  That'll be fun for us to watch.

      To quote our patron saint, Margaret Hamilton:

      "HAH, HAH HAH HEH HAH HAH HAH!"

      Choke on it, lefty swine.  We get Lott, Rather and Jordan, you get Jeff Gannon. *snicker*

      "HAH, HAH HAH HEH HAH HAH HAH!"

THE HOUSE OF SAUD MUST BE DESTROYED -- AND WILL BE!

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