Fat Steve's Blatherings

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Plagiarism

      More or less blatantly stolen from IMAO, the top four answers to the burning question:

How did the dinosaurs die out?

4) A combination of a low birth-rate, high emigration, and a national loss of nerve.

3) They got in my way.

2) God put His cousin Robbie in charge of earth for a month, and he totally forgot to feed them.

      [DRUMROLL] AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON THE DINOSAURS DIED OUT:

1) They're not completely sure, but most Muslim scholars blame the Jews.

THE HOUSE OF SAUD MUST BE DESTROYED -- AND WILL BE!

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