Fat Steve's Blatherings

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Exploding Toad Mystery

      Toads have been exploding in Germany.  I mean, really exploding:
Suddenly, after nightfall, they start to balloon to more than three times their normal size and can barely crawl before popping. Their entrails are expelled distances of up to one meter.

      Biologists are baffled:
The experts' main concern is that the apparent illness could spread, although water samples from the lake have been analyzed and no obvious bacteria or deadly pollution seems to be present.

Other explanations are a virus or a new breed of aggressive crows. The birds have been seen attacking toads, and one theory is that the toads swell up as a defense mechanism, which then gets out of control.

      Personally, I note these are German toads, and suspect they are showing their solidarity with the oppressed Palestinian slimeballs.

THE HOUSE OF SAUD MUST BE DESTROYED -- AND WILL BE!

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